Alrighty! I'll totally sploosh this guy so hard he won't know what splooshed him!
[-By standing right where she is and not moving to engage the monster at all!
Eventually the giant tortoise realises someone is watching it, so it starts its slow advance on Pascal. It might be plodding along the speed of a... Well, a giant tortoise, but its a hefty beast that can definitely pack a punch when it's close enough. And those snapping jaws too, you really don't want to get to close to this guy.
Pascal stays in the same spot, lightly hopping from one foot to the other and she watches the monster shuffle around. The water, splashing and flashiness is coming, really. Any second now. Aaany second. Right now.
...
Might want to grab a chair or something for this.]
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[-By standing right where she is and not moving to engage the monster at all!
Eventually the giant tortoise realises someone is watching it, so it starts its slow advance on Pascal. It might be plodding along the speed of a... Well, a giant tortoise, but its a hefty beast that can definitely pack a punch when it's close enough. And those snapping jaws too, you really don't want to get to close to this guy.
Pascal stays in the same spot, lightly hopping from one foot to the other and she watches the monster shuffle around. The water, splashing and flashiness is coming, really. Any second now. Aaany second. Right now.
...
Might want to grab a chair or something for this.]